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March 6, 2003
“So I decided to write this nonsense email this evening”
Caroline Myss
Hi All:
It's late. I'm tired. But nonetheless, I gotta write about this because it's so hilarious. Like the beginning of the most ridiculous happening that is rapidly turning into a larger happening, and for absolutely no reason. But it goes to show you how something absurd sometimes is what we most need.
I have a dear friend named Judi who lives at the Findhorn community. She happened to mention late last autumn that she loved ducks. Like some people like stuffed bears, or pink pigs or any number of odds and ends that people collect. Well, so, I decided to give her a duck toy for Christmas...and then the thought occurred to me to start - just for her, mind you - a Duck of the Month Club. The purpose of this club was that it would have NO purpose whatsoever. In fact, the Club has no meaning, no purpose, and is dedicated to postponing everything you are supposed to be doing. The Duck Club is dedicated to finally doing something that has no meaning at all in a world where every thing is supposed to have meaning.
Within one week, Judi had enlisted another member of the Duck Club, a mutual friend named Penny who lives in London. She was ecstatic to finally be a part of nothing...and with such good friends. Who could ask for more? I certainly agreed with that and within days, Penny had her membership duck and meaningless officially began for her.
Well, once a fire is lit for no reason at all, it spreads like wild fire. Next thing you know, Judi enlisted a friend of hers who is a professional opera singer....Now he has given himself the title of, "Roving Duck Reporter" who is responsible for all duck gossip, of which there is none.....Thus, he is dedicated to maintaining nothing at all.
Soon two more members were enlisted; a chef whose now declared himself to be in charge of duck recipes....perfect, he says, because he is a vegetarian....
And then there is Joshua, the Italian, who says since ducks are not a major part of the heart and soul of Italian culture, someone has to represent their political voice in Italy....of course, Joshua is neither political and he doesn't live in Italy, so all is well in terms of his maintaining nothingness amid his busy world.
Now the thing is, I never intended for the Duck Club to catch on...considering it has no purpose and no meaning, and it is dedicated to no cause whatsoever...it is a Club one belongs to for the solo purpose of belonging to something with no meaning....So the question is, "Why is the Duck Club catching on?" I suspect it is because if there is one thing the Duck Club is doing is that it is giving the lot of us reason for laughter. Judi called the other day and when I picked up the phone, all I heard was the sound of a plastic duck noise. I laughed so hard I thought I would never recover, and it felt so good.
I have to say that nonsense makes sense sometimes. The search for meaning is exhausting, quite frankly. Sometimes it feels good enough just to laugh with friends, and even more, laugh over nothing at all.....another benefit of being a part of the Duck Club. I have to say that I have fallen in love with the idea of the Duck Club....the humor that it is inspiring among the small group of members gets more ridiculous every day and now it seems that we need to send Duck jokes to each other daily...We're discovering that we've been starving for the sweet taste of meaningless and nothing at all, where the only thing left to fill the space is the pure enjoyment of loving friends and the precious electricity of humor.
So I decided to write this nonsense email this evening to just share how wonderful humor shared among friends.....for ridiculous reasons....seems to have the incredible ability to lighten up everything...who'da thought.
Enjoy, all....
Caroline
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Because of this overwhelming response to the first workshop, I'm also pleased to announce that I will be initiating another two-year program in 2004. CMED Institute will begin accepting registrations for the 2004 workshops immediately. Click here CMED INSTITUTE for more detailed information on the CMED Institute and to register for the new two-year program for 2004-2005.
Love,
Caroline
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The Science of Medical Intuition
Almost 20 years ago, a Harvard-trained neurosurgeon and researcher named Norman Shealy was introduced to a young woman with a special gift: she could “see” illness in other people with only her intuition to guide her. After extensive testing, Dr. Shealy concluded that her ability to diagnose illness – even from remote distances – was 93% accurate. Today that “medical intuitive” – Caroline Myss – is a legend in the field of intuition and energy healing, with three New York Times bestsellers to her credit, including her current blockbuster Sacred Contracts.
Now, in a major publishing event, these two pioneering voices are together again in a revolutionary self-care curriculum, on The Science of Medical Intuition.
First presented by Myss and Shealy at a series of influential workshops, The Science of Medical Intuition is designed to help listeners take control of their total health, through intuitive self-diagnosis and healing techniques. Complete on 12 enriching sessions – over 18 hours of learning – and enhanced by a large format workbook developed exclusively for this course, The Science of Medical Intuition covers every phase of Myss’ and Shealy’s groundbreaking approach to self-care including:
The history of medical intuition
Intuition self-training
Chakra-by-chakra self-diagnosis
Healing with imagery
Surprising scientific evidence from medicine and physics
Past lives and present health
Decoding archetypal information, and much more.
At last, here is a full toolbox of self-diagnostic practices, visualizations, and healing insights, taught by Myss and Shealy in their own words, on The Science of Medical Intuition.
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The Science of Medical Intuition
